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*Bill is 97 times better of a pilot then Fox. | *Bill is 97 times better of a pilot then Fox. | ||
*Even Falco and Team Wolf respect Bill....God himself respects Bill. | *Even Falco and Team Wolf respect Bill....God himself respects Bill. | ||
*Bill once rode a nuclear bomb into a kindergarten class. | |||
*Bill has a dog named Jesus, and a cat named fuck you. | |||
*Bill impaled a baby on a large heroin needle and then injected it into his eyeballs. | |||
*Bill punched Slippy so hard, all testosterone left his body. | |||
*Bill once preached a sermon at a church. He walked in the church naked, then sat at the altar and beat off until everyone left. It took days because they were entranced by his majestic beauty. | |||
*Bill has 14 testicles | |||
*Bill has an eye in every bullet of his gun, so he can see your insides when he shoots you. | |||
*Bill once rode a kindergarten class into Solar. | |||
*When he was born, Bill came out of God's ass, then bitchslapped him and said "let there be light!" | |||
*FUCKING BILL!!!! | |||
*Bill once shot two rocks on Solar. | |||
*''The Titanic ''cries when Bill watches it, which is after he gets drunk and flogs a goat. | |||
*This is roughly 4 times a month. | |||
*When Bill first met Calvin, he was a fat 400 pound virgin named you. Now he is built like the hulk and fucks 700 girls a day. Nowhere near Bill, but decent. | |||
*Peppy can fit into Bill's scrotal sack. | |||
*Bill was permanently banned from Fortuna, but he went back there and single handedly killed everyone on the planet who tried to stop him. He then drank all of their blood and drowned the survivors in his urine, vomit, and diaharrea | |||
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