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{{Cornerian Army member infobox | {{Cornerian Army member infobox | ||
|image = [[Image:Bill Grey .jpg|150px]] | |image = [[Image:Bill Grey .jpg|150px]] | ||
|name = Bill Grey | |name = Bill Grey | ||
|homeworld = [[Fucking Katina]] | |homeworld = [[Fucking Katina]] | ||
|birth = | |birth = 1980 | ||
|death = | |death = 2010 - when he killed himself at a party. | ||
|species = BullDog | |species = BullDog | ||
|gender = Male | |gender = Male | ||
|height = | |height = 6'9'' | ||
|affiliation = [[Bill needs no fucking affiliation]] | |||
|appearances = ''Everywhere at every second, simultaneously. '' | |||
|affiliation = [[ | |||
|appearances = ''Everywhere at every second | |||
}} | }} | ||
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[[Image:Bill_grey_64.jpg|thumb|left|Bill in ''Star Fox 64'']] | [[Image:Bill_grey_64.jpg|thumb|left|Bill in ''Star Fox 64'']] | ||
'''Bill Grey''' (better known as "'''Fuckin' Bill'''") is a wild and erect maniac, often known to engage in rape, murder, the reprogramming of droids to | '''Bill Grey''' (better known as "'''Fuckin' Bill'''") is a wild and erect maniac, often known to engage in rape, murder, and the reprogramming of droids to carry out evil and appalling acts throughout the Star Fox universe. Often joined by his friend Calvin, Bill is popular among Corneria academy graduates for his wild antics. | ||
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
*His first day at the academy, Bill took a shit in General Pepper's mouth while he was snoring. | *His first day at the academy, Bill took a shit in General Pepper's mouth while he was snoring. | ||
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*Peppy can fit into Bill's scrotal sack. | *Peppy can fit into Bill's scrotal sack. | ||
*Bill was permanently banned from Fortuna, but he went back there and single handedly killed everyone on the planet who tried to stop him. He then drank all of their blood and drowned the survivors in his urine, vomit, and diaharrea | *Bill was permanently banned from Fortuna, but he went back there and single handedly killed everyone on the planet who tried to stop him. He then drank all of their blood and drowned the survivors in his urine, vomit, and diaharrea | ||
*Bill brushes his teeth with the spines of children. | |||
*Bill once fucked 300 goats while mastering the violin and preparing a five-course meal. | |||
*Bill's balls smell strange. | |||
*Bill once set the Great Fox's autopilot for the surface of Solar. Needless to say, the fleet had to build another Great Fox - which Bill again programmed to fly into the surface of Solar. When General Pepper asked Bill why he continued to do this, Bill tied Pepper to the newly built Great Fox and once again, programmed the ship to fly into Solar, killing Pepper in the process. | |||
[[Category:Playable characters]] | [[Category:Playable characters]] | ||
[[Category:Characters]] | [[Category:Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Article stubs]] | [[Category:Article stubs]] | ||
