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{{Cornerian Army member infobox | {{Cornerian Army member infobox | ||
|image | |image = [[Image:Bill Grey .jpg|150px]] | ||
|homeworld | |name = Bill Grey | ||
|birth | |homeworld = [[Fucking Katina]] | ||
|death | |birth = 18 [[Timeline of Lylat System history|BLW]] | ||
|species | |death = When he killed himself at a party. | ||
|species = BullDog | |||
|gender | |gender = Male | ||
|height | |height = 6ft 9" | ||
|hair | |hair = Brown (formerly grey) | ||
|skin | |skin = Brown (formerly grey) | ||
|eyes | |eyes = Black | ||
|affiliation = [[ | |affiliation = [[Fucking Army]] | ||
|appearances = '' | |appearances = ''Everywhere at every second. Simultaneously. '' | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{quote| | {{quote | ||
|It's fucking BILL! | |||
|Calvin | |||
}} | |||
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*His first day at the academy, Bill took a shit in General Pepper's mouth while he was snoring. | *His first day at the academy, Bill took a shit in General Pepper's mouth while he was snoring. | ||
*Bill has been known to fuck a very high number of girls, in upwards of 100,000,000 a week. | *Bill has been known to fuck a very high number of girls, in upwards of 100,000,000 a week. | ||
*Bill has consensual intercourse with General Pepper's wife on a weekly basis - while Pepper is tied to a chair and forced to watch. | |||
*No matter what Bill does, everyone just laughs and says "Fucking Bill!" | |||
*Bill's penis is 3 lightyears long. | |||
*Bill's middle name is cheese. | |||
*Literally. | |||
*Bill is 97 times better of a pilot then Fox. | |||
*Even Falco and Team Wolf respect Bill....God himself respects Bill. | |||
[[Category:Playable characters]] | [[Category:Playable characters]] | ||
[[Category:Characters]] | [[Category:Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Article stubs]] | [[Category:Article stubs]] | ||
