Bill Grey

"It's fucking BILL!

"

— Calvin

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Bill in Star Fox 64

Bill Grey (better known as "Fuckin' Bill") is a wild and erect maniac, often known to engage in rape, murder, and the reprogramming of droids to carry out evil and appalling acts throughout the Star Fox universe. Often joined by his friend Calvin, Bill is popular among Corneria academy graduates for his wild antics.

Trivia

• His first day at the academy, Bill took a shit in General Pepper's mouth while he was snoring.
• Bill has been known to fuck a very high number of girls, in upwards of 100,000,000 a week.
• Bill has consensual intercourse with General Pepper's wife on a weekly basis - while Pepper is tied to a chair and forced to watch.
• No matter what Bill does, everyone just laughs and says "Fucking Bill!"
• Bill's penis is 3 lightyears long.
• Bill's middle name is cheese.
• Literally.
• Bill is 97 times better of a pilot then Fox.
• Even Falco and Team Wolf respect Bill....God himself respects Bill.
• Bill once rode a nuclear bomb into a kindergarten class.
• Bill has a dog named Jesus, and a cat named fuck you.
• Bill impaled a baby on a large heroin needle and then injected it into his eyeballs.
• Bill punched Slippy so hard, all testosterone left his body.
• Bill once preached a sermon at a church. He walked in the church naked, then sat at the altar and beat off until everyone left. It took days because they were entranced by his majestic beauty.
• Bill has 14 testicles
• Bill has an eye in every bullet of his gun, so he can see your insides when he shoots you.
• Bill once rode a kindergarten class into Solar.
• When he was born, Bill came out of God's ass, then bitchslapped him and said "let there be light!"
• FUCKING BILL!!!!
• Bill once shot two rocks on Solar.
• The Titanic cries when Bill watches it, which is after he gets drunk and flogs a goat.
• This is roughly 4 times a month.
• When Bill first met Calvin, he was a fat 400 pound virgin named you. Now he is built like the hulk and fucks 700 girls a day. Nowhere near Bill, but decent.
• Peppy can fit into Bill's scrotal sack.
• Bill was permanently banned from Fortuna, but he went back there and single handedly killed everyone on the planet who tried to stop him. He then drank all of their blood and drowned the survivors in his urine, vomit, and diaharrea
• Bill cleans his teeth with the spines of children.
• Bill once fucked 300 goats while mastering the violin and preparing a five-course meal.
• Bill's balls smell strange.
• Bill once set the Great Fox's autopilot for the surface of Solar. Needless to say, the fleet had to build another Great Fox - which Bill again programmed to fly into the surface of Solar. When General Pepper asked Bill why he continued to do this, Bill tied Pepper to the newly built Great Fox and once again, programmed the ship to fly into Solar, killing Pepper in the process.