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Bill Grey
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- "It's fucking BILL!
"
- — Calvin
File:Bill grey 64.jpg
Bill in Star Fox 64
Bill Grey (better known as "Fuckin' Bill") is a wild and erect maniac, often known to engage in rape, murder, the reprogramming of droids to perform evil, and shitting. Often joined by his friend Calvin, Bill is popular among academy graduates for his wild antics.
Trivia
- His first day at the academy, Bill took a shit in General Pepper's mouth while he was snoring.
- Bill has been known to fuck a very high number of girls, in upwards of 100,000,000 a week.
- Bill has consensual intercourse with General Pepper's wife on a weekly basis - while Pepper is tied to a chair and forced to watch.
- No matter what Bill does, everyone just laughs and says "Fucking Bill!"
- Bill's penis is 3 lightyears long.
- Bill's middle name is cheese.
- Literally.
- Bill is 97 times better of a pilot then Fox.
- Even Falco and Team Wolf respect Bill....God himself respects Bill.
